Let's see if I can answer a few...

Q. Do we need to provide any prizes?

A. No, balloons* all round from me. You have to provide the party bags.

Q. How much space do you need?

A. I can squeeze in or spread out anywhere.

Q. How long do you need to set up?

A. I like to arrive at least twenty minutes before the start of the party but I can be ready to start in about two mins!

Q. What do you need?

A. Just a socket to plug into and perhaps a table.

Q. Is there a limit to the number of children?

A. Nope, as many or as few as you like.

Q. Tea or coffee?

A. Either please, white with one sugar!

I don't have any dos and don'ts, I don't expect adults to get involved, I won't squirt people if they are not paying attention, I like cheese and pineapple, I can play any music you would like and I will not play music too loudly. please ask me if you'd like me to do anything special!

Oh, I nearly forgot: I know balloons look fun on the floor at the beginning of a party but please, if you'd like to put balloons down at all, please wait until I have finished the 'show' part of the party, even though I always have the children in the palm of my hand!

*Everyone gets a balloon at the end of my entertainment; they can choose: a dog, a sword, a heart or a mouse!